Posted by J.W. Tomekin on December 11, 2012
You just got your dream job, but you have to move tomorrow. You have checked craigslist and there are only three places available. The first choise is a 4 bedroom apartment with the three stooges. Your second choice, a two bedroom apartment with the Kool-aid guy. Or do you go with the third choice, a studio apartment furnished with the furniture from Pee-wWee’s Playhouse. Its your choice, choose wisely.
The answer to this tough question will only be discovered by deductive reasoning, as there are no good choices here. The kool aid guy, “oh yeah”, oh no, you will never get your deposit back with that stupid wall breaker. Even if that fat-ass pitcher of juice could fit through the door, he is an open container filled with red staining liquid. The brand new cosmic latte colored carpet doesn’t stand a chance. That leaves us with the 3 stooges and the furniture from Pee-Wee’s playhouse. This is tough, as neither are ideal, but I can’t go with the three stooges, they don’t have a steady job and are unreliable with the rent. Not to mention, the woot woot woots and knuck knuck knucks would drive me up the wall. So as much as I hate to do it, I have to agree with my colleague Mortimer on this one, and choose the annoying Pee-Wee furniture. There are some plus sides, Conky 2000 would be cool to have around, and Cherry looks like a comfy chair. That stupid pterodactyl though would drive me nuts.
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